The 6 Truths of Life...
1. You can't touch all your top teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.
3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You soon will pull this prank on another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.
I apologize for this... I'm an idiot, and I needed company.
Dementia Quiz
Below are four questions and a bonus question to test your perception, reasoning, and the quickness of your logical processing. They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of them immediately.
Question 1: You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!
Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?
Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last then you are WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person?? You're not very good at this, are you?
Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30.. Add another 1000. Now add 20.. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for the correct answer.....
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...
Fourth Question: Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary you dummy! Read the question again!
Okay, now the Bonus round, a final chance to redeem yourself:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?
It's really very simple... He opens his mouth and asks for it.
Have a nice day, one and all.
Comment on the following questions.
How'd you do? Do you feel stupid or did you out-smart the 6 truths of life and the dementia quiz? Which, if any, of the quiz questions did you answer correctly?
37 comments:
Wow. I did horrible. I actually felt stupid. I did not answer any of the questions correctly. The questions about overtaking the person was really tricky. After I got them wrong I laughed at myself. The beginning was also very funny. I did try licking the tops of my teeth.
-Taylor Gay :)
The first part of the blog I out smarted. I have had that as a forward a few times. Even though I didnt try it this time, the first time I got it, I reread it like 10 times to figure it out. However the dementia quiz I failed horribly. (lol) I guess when people answer question like this they think to hard. Instead of thinking the obviouse we over think. However I did get the last question right.
-Brooklynne Davis
I didn't do very good. I feel really stupid. I've read the 6 truths of life before, but I've never done the dementia quiz. The only question I got right was the bonus question. I think I was over thinking the questions.
--Brittany Oliver :)
Well, I got the 3rd, 4th, 5th, and last ones right. That was really funny Mrs. Bryant. Thanks, it made me smile. The first one definately caught me.
I did bad on this quiz. I did make me feel a little stuipd. I only outsmarted one of the questions. I answer the math one correctly. The all the other ones were tricky.-Alia H.
The 6 Truths of Life out-smarted me totally. I answered number 1 of the dementia quiz right. That is the only one I got right. I don't feel stupid at all. I have read many of these things on the internet, so in a way, I am used to them.
Parker Little
I did terrible and feel silly about the 6 truths of life. I also feel very stupid compared to the test. I only got two of the questions right. They are numbers 2 and 3.
Samantha =]
I do not feel stupid. But most of the questions and answers seem easier after you read them. When you first read the questions you jump to your first instinct and get the wrong answer. It is so obvious of an answer that it is confusing. I think that most people would have gotten the same answers as I chose. To be honest I didn’t answer any of the questions correctly.
-Muhammad R.
I did good on the six truths of life, but not on the dementia quiz. I feel stupid now that I know the answers. If I would have spent more time on them I wonder if I would have gotten them. I didn't answer any of the questions correct. You can't blame me, it's Monday.
Mallory
How can you touch your top teeth with your tongue that is kind of crazy. Yes I think the first truth is a lie because I do not understand why people would want to do that with there teeth and their tongue too. If I ever try that I don't think that I would want to do that anymore. I do not want to be an Idiot because that is just crazy So know I would not want to do that. brittany eley
To be honest I Think I did terrible besides the last two questions. I feel very stupid because after I answered the questions and then looked at the answer I realize that they were common sense questions and answers. Yes I did I got the one about the 5 children correct and I got the one about the blind man in the store
-Schatese Cherry- Collins
I did well, I didn't get every question correct but I did better then most I believe. For the dementia quiz I got the second one incorrect because I thought about it to hard. I have done similar questions, (brain teasers) before. One thing I didn't understand was #3 how is the first truth a lie? Anyway it was a fun little quiz.
Austin
I did very poorly on this activity. After taking the dementia quiz I felt pretty stupid. Out of all the questions that I responded to, I only got the question relating to the math correct. I enjoyed taking this fun quiz. I will have to ask my parents these questions at home.
-Bryce L.
I did well on the test. I feel stupid after I took the 6 truths of life and the dementia quiz. I answered the Mary question right and the math question right. I really like this blog. It’s embarrassing when u try to tough all your teeth with your tongue and than read on. When you know your wasn’t the only one who tried it you feel better.
Quatesha Harris
Wow I did very badly. I got them all wrong I feel like a idiot. This was a funny quiz. If you think about it the questions were very easy. The answers were also easy and very simple. They made common sense.
Sherrell A.
I got every question wrong. I feel pretty stupid, but I'm not too worried about it. I didn't answer any of them right. I did everything that it expected me to, but the first six things. I had gotten those in a forward.
Erica Owens
I got every question on the dementia quiz wrong. That really makes me feel stupid that I didn't get even one right. I did not answer any of the question right unfortunately. This quiz looks easy but it really out smarts you. The quiz was very unique but hard and it confused me.
~Kayla R.
I got them all right so I guess I did well... No I didn't feel stupid because I answered correct. I answered all of them... This was amazing, have an unbelievable day Mrs. Bryant. :-)
- Craig St.
Caleb Stowe
I did horrible. I failed it all. I did not get any of the questions correct. I tried to out-smart one of them and turns out what I was gonna answer was the true answer. Think carefully about your answers before you answer them.
Chelsea Hedgepeth
I did terrible. I got all of them wrong. That math one was so confusing. I definitely feel dumb. I did manage to get the one about Mary's father and five sisters. I only managed to get very few right. Like I just said, I got the daughter one right. This was really fun and funny! It also shows how dumb people really are.
I feel stupid right now...Thanks Mrs. Bryant! I did horribly... this is so embarrassing. I definitely did not out smart neither of the test, I think my esteem just dropped two points! I answered the math question and the last person in a race questions correctly, but other than that, I did not do so well.
~Andrea Johnson
I got only the last two right. I find these types of things fascinating. Making you think on your toes and skipping over the obvious is very funny when you realize what you messed up on. This blog was very funny. I could read these types of things all day.-Nick Powell
This quiz is ridiculous, it makes you feel stupid a little. I didn't out smart the 6 truths of life and the dementia quiz. I only got one of the questions right, the one about the names. I only got it right I think because I heard a joke like that before. That was fun Mrs. Bryant, we should do those more often.
Daneille C.
I don't do so well. I'm so freaking stupid because if finally got it rite.The one that I got one was the blind one because I understand.And when you go back and read it you understand why the answer was what it was.but it was very crazy blog. Now I know to read things more completely.
Jesmine Murphy
I did terrible. I feel so stupid because it was basically common sense. I did not answer any questions right. The answers were common sense after you go back and read them. I think that is why I feel so stupid right now.
~Shaquii
I only got one question right. I feel really stupid when I saw the correct answers. The only answer I got right was the one about Mary's father.
-Summer Wilson
I did horrible. I only got the last one right, but I even had to read that one twice. I feel really stupid, because when you first read it it seems so simple, but when you go back and read it you understand why the answer was what it was. The one that tricked me that most was “What’s Mary’s father’s fifth child’s name?” Another one that tricked me was the one with the numbers. I could have sworn the answer was 5,000.
-Roielle <3
Honestly... I did'nt really try to answer the questions until it got to the last two. I do feel a little stupid sometimes when I do these quizs but not all the time. I did'nt answer any of the questions correctly. I didnt even answer the questions I just went back and read them again and I understood them.-Cadeja Wilson
I didn't get any of the questions right, and the first part I had heard before so I didn't do that thing about the teeth. I did kind of feel stupid, and after I started answering them I tried harder and still got them wrong. This quiz was made to get people like me and made me feel pretty stupid. People say all the time that I don'y have any commeen sense and this kind of makes me think about it.
-Amber Bass
I got one right out of all of them :(, but it’s alright. Actually I feel like myself because I'm use too getting questions wrong. The question that I got right was the "5 daughters". But the rest of the questions were fun so I like this type of work. Thank you Mrs. Bryant. James St. Peter
How did I know what? Yes I feel extremely stupid. I am not exactly bright the star in the sky. I did not answer any of them right. It is funny because I have gotten the first example in a forward and I still did it! :)
-Des (=
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